Tune: SUMMER LOVIN'
Dehydration (guys)
You need a drink (girls)
Sweaty arm pits (guys)
You really stink (girls)
Air conditioner
Is always broke
Summer time
Is such a joke
Heat exhaustion
Killing the old
My god
Don't you wish it was cold
Tune: HI HO
Speedos
Who knows
If you are wearing clothes
A jet ski crash
You've got heat rash
What else could possibly go wrong
Tune: OSEH SHALOM
In the wave pool at Dorney Park
Every little kid will leave their mark
Fat men without any shirts
Sunburn......
Oooh God that hurts
Sweating like a pig- oink
Mosquitos in your wig- ooh
Humidity will cause you to crumble to the ground
Tune: THIS OLD MAN
Brush fires
Hurricanes
Life at home is really lame
Poison Ivy up and down your spine
You are out of calomine
Farmer's tan
Frizzy hair
Johnny rash just isn't fair
The bees are swarming all around your head
Drought and famine drop you dead
Submitted by Jen Levin