Tune: silent night
Frostbite,
Frozen Toes,
Caught the Flue,
Runny nose,
Slipped on the ice and banged your head,
your car wont start the batteries dead,
the bus won't take you to school,
get up and walk you fool.
Tune: The Limbo Song
When the blizzard comes to town,
cabin fevers all around,
bub and zeyda go down south,
the hot chocolate burns my mouth.
Kids can't go outside to play,
shovel tons of snow away,
with this snow suit on me,
what if I have to (cover mouth)--
Tune: Coppa Cabana
His name was cringle,
he was a fat man,
Santa ate too much that day,
Rudolph couldn't pull the sleigh.
Stuck in the chimney,
no presents for me,
the paramedics tried to push,
but Santa couldn't move his tush.
Hear all the children cry,
will Santa live or die.
If he doesn't loose some weight,
Christmas will be late!!!
Tune: Winter Wonderland
Frosty's doomed,
he's just a snowman,
in winter months you get no tan,
your heat was turned off,
in bed with a cough,
you're buried underneath an avalanche.
SNOWED IN!
Submitted by Harper Spero