(Tune: Popeye the Sailor Man)
You rise at the crack of dawn
But don't let them see you yawn
You'll clean the latrine
and then catch gangrene
Your fingers will soon be gone
(Tune: I Dream of Genie)
Ambushed, Stuck in the trenches
Retreat, Can't stand the stenches
AWOL Sneak past the fences
caught, go pack your bags
(Tune: Diarrhea)
When youíre hiding in the bush
and you catch one in the tush
friendly fire
friendly fire
Iran-Contra was a scandal
Ollie North couldn't handle
Liar! Liar!
Pants on fire!
If you try to brush your hair and there ainít nothing there
Agent orange
Agent orange
(Tune: Green Acres)
John Rambo was a psychopath
sent to war couldnít dodge the draft
GI Joe lost his kung-fu grip
Bubba Gump has a swollen lip
Flashbacks of' ëNam in your head
Fall out of line and code red
Tanks have no traction
missing in action
step on a land mine
You're dead!
Submitted by Serena Stein