Tune (Toys R Us)
Woke up in the morn
Didn't know where I was
Looked over at my bed
and there was my cuz
Incest is best in the wild west
You illiterate fools should know
If you mess around with your family
You'll end up a hillbilly
Picking your teeth with straw
You'll end up a hillbilly
Tune (Torreador)
Yosemite sams only two feet tall
Buffalo Bills
Lost to them all
Willie Nelson caught with his stash
IRS came in and took his cash
Tune ( ?)
Dodge City's full of crime
Its run by slime
Green team is out of time
Tune (Camptown Races)
Pull your pants up really high
Wedgie Wedgie
Draw your gun and lose an eye
Deadly Deadly
Join the rodeo
Off the bull you go
landed in a pile of doo
now you smell P.U.
Whooee
Submitted by Jen Ziscand