TUNE: TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME
Put on over-sized glasses
Pull your socks up real high
Put on your bow tie, you're such a fool
Pocket protector, you're ready for school.
Your best friend is the teacher
Bring her an apple to eat
And the kids
All
Laugh in your face
You are such a geek!
TUNE: DAYENU
Sybil in your rubber room
Which of these will you assume
Mary, Billy, Jack or Sue
Who are you?
Paranoia
They're comin' for yaí
Straps are on yaí
Labotomy for...
TUNE: RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER
You thought that you were clever
When you took the SAT
Your mind made you so nervous
That you scored a 33 ...
Back in 1945
You thought you were smart
In-ven-ting the Atom Bomb
Einstein tore the world apart...
TUNE: DAYENU
We think that you should get a date
Dance and party, stay up late
Oh so sorry
Gotta study
You're a tool!
White team thinking
Minds are shrinking
Brain waves blinking
We'll pull the plug on you!
--------- EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Submitted by Serena Stein