1993 White Humor Razz

 

TUNE:ITSY BITSY SPIDER

 

Frankenstein and Dracula went out for the day,

They bit a lot of necks and scared some folks away.

But the next morning Dracula would pay,

His dentist told him - he had tooth decay!

Ouch!

 

TUNE: OH SUZANNAH

 

'Mister Wolfman you're annoying with your hairballs and your fleas,

And the mummies are so crummy, all that dust will make u5 sneeze.

You went to bed real early, had to catch up on your sleep

But your thoughts were interrupted by a boogey man-like creep.

There's no resting! Nightmares fill your head,

Nobody wants to dream about some burnt up guy named Fred!

 

TUNE: BARNEY

Horror films drive me nuts

I can't stand the blood and guts

With a whack, whack, chop chop

Think I've got a hunch,

That I'm gonna lose my lunch.

Uh!

 

TUNE: OH SUZANNAH

It's October thirty-first and your cheap costumes a disgrace

As you're begging for some food, the doors are slamming in. your face.

Prancing through the graveyard, who could ever ask for more?

The ghosts, they couldn't spook me - I was rolling on the floor.

Read the tombstone! Laugh at what I found,

The green team's rotting coffin buried six feet underground

Boo!

 

Submitted by Serena Stein

 

 

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