(Tune:When the Casons Go Marching Along)
Come and laugh have a ball
White humor will cure us all
From the nightmares the green team will cause.
If your down and confused
Even if you have the blues
Turn on humor it keeps you amused.
Knock, knock whos there is that laughter in the air
It's the white team and were having much more fun
Without blood or tears
The white team conquers fears
Ghost and goblins will be on the run.
(Tune: William Tell Overture)
White team jokers on there feet
Keystone cops will walk there beat
Green team will feel the heat.
Eddie Murphy wants a day
Keeps us happy all the way
Comedians are here to stay
Humor will lead the way.
(Tune:I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandee)
White team will march
To victory
Laughing throughout this war
Smiling faces green will see
Monsters retreat through the door
Did you here the one about the green team
Running scared into the night?
White team jokers now it's time to hit green with the punch line
Horror will scare us no more.
Ha Ha!!!!!
Submitted by Amy Semaya