Tune: It's A Small World
In a smoke filled club standing on the stage
He begins to sweat as he fills with rage
All his jokes are a bomb- no one laughs but his mom
Get a job and act you age
White team humor it's a fact
No ones laughing at your act
Now you'll see us re-enact
All the humor you have lacked
Tune: Clementime
Roseamme Barr is such a wide- losd
She can eat a meal for four
And because of his bad habits
John Belushi is no more
Andrew Dice Clay- such a pervert
Now he's banned from MTV
Richard Pryor caught on fire
Now he's blazing comedy
Tune: Get Me To The Court On Time
Now the court jester starts to worry
His job is really on the live
He did no malice-but at the palace
Bad humor is a fatal crime
Sitcoms are really getting awful
Wonder why you don't see them live?
They are so boring- people are snoring
And that's what all those laughtracks hide
Tune: It's A Small World
CBS is in the red
Letterman makes too much bread
Carson's rotting in Club Med
Late night comedy is dead- GO TO BED!
Submitted by Brooke Berenson