TUNE: POP GOES THE WEASEL
Mr. Caveman how do you feel
Your mother was a monkey
Forgot to shave her underarms
The smell is kinda funky
Who can take you seriously
Fred Flinstone is your hero
Drives his car with his feet
He's a big fat zero
TUNE: PINBALL WIZARD
The cavemen are so stupid
You like to beat your chicks
Drag them, whip them, stomp them
That's how you get your kicks
You thought you'd build a fire
By rubbing on some sticks
Wouldn't it be easier
Just to flick your Bics
TUNE: BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY
(4 TAPS)
Maybe you should think about the kids that you scare
Underwear, Comb you hair
Have you ever heard of right guard?
Let us tell you one thing
Time to start evolving. Please!!
Take a shower electric power
Your so crude Chew your food
Get a shave leave your caaave
TUNE: DREIDEL
We can't understand you
What is it that you say
Unga Bunga Unga
Is not the civil way
You're all now dead and buried
The cavemen are long gone
We're sorry you won't be here
To hear us sing this song
BYE, BYE
Submitted by Serena Stein